What this is

We make one thing: a heated scraping tool for the tight, stiff places you can reach, and the one you can't. That is the whole catalogue. We are not going to sell you a supplement next month.

Why it is shaped like that

It is held in a fist and driven with the whole arm, because that is the motion that works along a tight band instead of hammering into it. The consequence of that grip is that it cannot do your own upper back. We did not design around that limit. We built the offer around it instead, which is why there is a two-device set and why it is called The Pair.

What we will and will not tell you

We will tell you what changes and what does not. Dimpling on the backs of the thighs looks softer with repeated use, and it returns if you stop. We will not tell you it removes fat or changes what you weigh, because it does not. We will not name a condition it treats, because it is not a medical device and we are not going to pretend otherwise. We will not show you a before-and-after of somebody's body.

We will tell you what it does inside a single session, because that part you can check yourself in about a minute: the plate warms, the skin gives, and a line rises where you worked. That is a description, not a promise about next month.

What we stand behind

Sixty nights from the day it arrives. If the knot is still there, send the device back and keep the oil. We do not need the box, there is no restocking fee, and we pay return shipping in the US.